Boyfriend: Let's see how crazy he gets this time.
Boyfriend: Sanjay Gupta. He's always kooky.
Me: Ummm...not really.
Boyfriend: Yeah, he- (Dr. Gupta walks on stage and greets Conan) Oh. Wait that's-
Me: Dr. Sanjay Gupta. Respected neurosurgeon, CNN medical guy, former Surgeon General Cadidate.
Boyfriend: *exasperated sigh* I was thinking of the other guy...
Me: Depak Chopra? The spiritualist guy?
Boyfriend: *sigh* Yes. I'm racist. (Note: this was said in the saddest, most-dejected way possible. Boyfriend is not actually racist)
Me: *cackling* This is going on Twitter and Facebook and the blog. I'm starting a new trend: Boyfriend Shaming!
|I Give you #BoyfriendShaming|
P.S Please don't judge Boyfriend too harshly, he's not normally like this. In his defense, both Gupta and Chopra are doctors. I blame Punxutsawney Phil. I call do-over for Boyfriend today.