|Olympics! Nom. Nom. Nom.|
|I will never be this aaesome.|
|Yippee Olympics! USA!|
...into fierce competitor in the blink of an eye.
|Suck it Russia. I will end you.|
Speaking of bosses, Michael Phelps is now the most decorated Olympian in history! How cool is that? My parents weren't even in high school when that record was established. By a now-all-but-forgotten woman, no less. I know it hasn't quite been the Olympics Phelps wanted when he arrived in London, but it's hard to argue against his awesomeness...unless you're a complete jackass or something.
|Pictured: Not a jackass|